JK + Small Biz = TLF
For real, and they are so cute together.
Brangelina? LAME. Bennifer 2? LAMER. Filliam H. Muffman? LAMEST!!!* But the little-to-moderately publicized celebrity romance between Senator John Kerry and Small Business is officially as hot as the sun!
Being a busy, bedraggled, and ridiculously underpaid owner of a small business myself, I don't have a lot of time to pay attention to celebrity news, so I can't really speak to when and where the Senator and the Small Business Community began their affair. But it was really only a matter of time before I realized they make one heck of a gorgeous couple.
Just last week, Inc. Magazine alluded to the steamy relationship in the provocatively titled feature, "Who loves you in DC", accompanied by an attractive slideshow. Yes, entrepreneurs, it's true: a good-looking politician is doing a good job of looking out for us. Be still my crafty heart!
And for the rest of you who don't have time to keep up with the saucy bits of the Senate-related news cycle, the We Love John Kerry blog is bringing the headlines to you.
Marriage in the future for Kerry and Small Biz? What about venture capital for women and minorities?
Kerry on Bush not funding Katrina Small Biz Relief: "He's clearly jealous of our love"
The State of Their Union: Can Kerry and Small Biz survive Bush's lack of goals and initiative?
*The author apologizes for bending the truth on this one. While still significantly more lame than JK + Small Biz, Democrafty actually thinks that Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy are, both separately and as a couple, really, really cool.