Tie Day: Skate-Lacing Edition
It's hockey season, and we at the We Love John Kerry Blog... well, we couldn't care less. No offense to hockey fans or players, but between football, crafts, and trying to restore the art of bird-doggin' to its original splendor, I just don't have too much time to follow, say, the Bruins.
BUT Senator Kerry likes hockey, and we like Senator Kerry, so in the interest of being a good sport, today's tie doesn't feature a Windsor knot. It's not even a noun! It is, instead, John Kerry tying his skate laces...
...and, honestly, there's not much to say about that. He's obviously pretty good at it.
In other hockey news, do you remember when the Senator played hockey with Steven Tyler of Aerosmith?
It seems that Mr. Tyler will be undergoing surgery and unable to tour for a while. That's really too bad, because, above and beyond the obvious reasons, it looks like he'll have to it looks like he'll miss the panel discussion with Senator Kerry and others entitled, "Ascension into Rock Goddery: How to Deal with the Incessant Bird-Doggers."
Yes, the panel discussion is a complete fabrication. But now that I've made it up, I'm dying to make it happen. That's almost the kind of thing that'd be worth hiring a lobbyist for.